Monday, January 4, 2010

Broken Heart, Oklahoma Donor Application


Donor Application

Are you a human? Does blood make you squeamish? Is your neck ticklish? How do you feel about fangs?

Our vampires are humane, well-mannered, and gentle. Becoming a donor for our undead population means an one-of-a-kind opportunity for you to get free room and board, unlimited access to delicious food, and generous compensation. We need mentally and physically healthy humans over the age of eighteen. Seniors are welcome!

We ask for one pint of blood per Donor every forty-eight hours. The pint is taken by the vampire sinking his (or her) fangs gently into the carotid artery. It doesn’t hurt and the bite heals quickly.

Please note that becoming a donor does not mean we will Turn you into a vampire. Really. Don’t ask.

Please follow this link to complete the application.

Stick around, Michele Bardsley will be here tomorrow to tell you more about Broken Heart, Oklahoma. 

4 comments:

Becky said...

I'm intrigued and also slightly scared. I am totally squeamish.

loreleimarsh said...

Woo hoo! Sign me up!

Cheryl McInnis said...

LOVE this! I would totally sign up~

Misty said...

Ha, this is great.

 
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